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Can we talk? It’s that time again for my annual PAP exam (which every woman should have done) and with that comes my usual angst of that dreaded visit. Not to say that my Gynecologist isn’t an absolute doll but the poking and prodding is no picnic. I’m not even getting dinner and a movie beforehand for Heaven’s sake. But here is the truly ridiculous part… I prepare for my Gyno visit as though I were going on a date. I totally glam IT up! (And let’s be clear here, the only dates I go on are with The Husband.) 🙂
Yes, you are reading this correctly. Listen, if I am going to have someone checking out my Hoo Ha, the least I can do is pretty it up, trim it down and make sure it’s fresh. Yes! You may laugh it up now but I know many a woman who feels the way I do. They just don’t say it. Let’s face it, the last thing you want is your Gyno, talking smack about you during a break, saying things like, “You should have seen that thing” and “I don’t want to even speak of the smell”. Oh noooo! I don’t plan to be THAT gal. I know they are required to be professional when they are down under, on a scavenger hunt, but who knows what they are really thinking when it’s literally in their faces every day, all day. Sorry for being so uncouth and graphic but let’s be real here. Legs must be shaved, the toes must be properly manicured and in tip top smelling order and the female bits must be powder fresh. Forget about going natural. I’ll leave that to the birds and the bees, thank you very much.
At the end of the day, I don’t want to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back for my Doctor. I don’t want MY Hoo Ha, in particular, to be the reason that my doctor resigns. Do you? A bit over-the-top and fussy of me, I’m sure, but it doesn’t make it any less true. The female bits must be presentable during these visits. Enough said.
Have you made your annual PAP appointment yet? 😉
Let me go on record by saying that I was and continue to be a HUGE fan of Sex and the City. No other series has managed to uplift and inspire me as much as the four amazing characters in it; Charlotte York, Samantha Jones, Carrie Bradshaw and Miranda Hobbes. Heavens, I have the DVDs of seasons 1 – 6 PLUS the last movie. So, you can imagine how I felt when I heard that there would be a sequel to SATC: The movie. THRILLED!!!
Recently, I went to see what I thought was going to be a F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S movie with a few close friends. The gals and I were planning to make SATC II a total event, with Champagne and all. Needless to say, after watching it, we were a bit disappointed. Honestly, I felt that SATC II fell extremely short. Although it had some really funny segments and it was reminiscent of the original series, the writers should have left well enough alone with the last movie. The original series was tied beautifully with a bow when it ended and I had wonderful closure with SATC I. SATC II was just a poor attempt at giving us additional insight as to what happened to the characters lives after the wedding. Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing my gals up on screen but in my opinion the characters didn’t evolve much and they cheapened poor Samantha with gratuitous sex. Trust me, I’m far from being a prude but honestly, Samantha was made to look like a common, middle aged slut instead of the classy, albeit oversexed, renaissance gal I fondly remember from the series. In this movie, she was a hot-flashing, trying too hard, dog in heat. I hate how they portrayed her. Her role in the movie made me want to take a scalding hot shower and take off the grime I felt after watching it. Perhaps a bit strong but its how I felt. And as for the rest of the characters…let’s just say that their story lines were flat. I never thought I’d say this but a special note to the SATC writers…ENOUGH ALREADY!! Don’t ruin it!!
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